Oh darling, darling, stand by me.
stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…

funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…

I’m alive. Haven’t been on in months. Oops.

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

thebelleofstorybrooke:

 Captain Jack Sparrow: Calling out bullshit since the 1740s.

Lord that was my favorite part as a kid

michigansmanofmayhem:

resinsmoker:


wait the rock scheduled 4 hours of sex on fb great




I’m gonna start callin’ it Gorilla Lovin’

michigansmanofmayhem:

resinsmoker:

wait the rock scheduled 4 hours of sex on fb great

I’m gonna start callin’ it Gorilla Lovin’

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

clacl:

bewbin:

clacl:

when the science side of tumblr tries to be funny i get like? uhm that’s not ur job go read a book nerdo 

proton?

they’re trying to communicate 

casperthefriendlycunt:

ethyne:

you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before

they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner 

unsolve:

the real winner

unsolve:

the real winner

clestroying:

rei420:

I FUCKING DID IT !!! I GOT 69 AND 420 IN FLAPPY BIRD,

clestroying:

rei420:

I FUCKING DID IT !!! I GOT 69 AND 420 IN FLAPPY BIRD,

pancakesandplaid:

glitteriseverythingyoudumbbitch:

image

D’awwwwww

this makes my heart melt every time

marchingduck:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

bebinn:

eviltessmacher:

pro-choice-or-no-voice:

bebinn:

Want to go to Planned Parenthood in D.C.? You’ll have to run the anti-choice gauntlet first.
This is what it looks like when clinics don’t have buffer zones.

They’re sidewalk harassers, sidewalk bullies, whatever else, but they are no where near counsellors. Counsellors are non-judgmental, non-biased, empathetic listeners, that is NOT what those people are. - Paige

If the clinic employees begin exercising their 2nd Amendment right to bear arms and carried AR-15’s or AK-47’s along with them, on public streets, that would present an interesting conundrum to the gun loving right wing, would it not? I bet it would stop all the harassment cold too.

There are some abortion providers that do carry guns at all times, wear bulletproof vests to work, hire bodyguards, wear masks into the clinic so protestors can’t identify them, go in the back door, change up their driving routes every day, check under their cars daily for bombs, etc. That’s how serious this is, and that’s why it’s dangerous to take the protestors at face value, even if they seem peaceful. You don’t know who they’re hiding in the crowd.

And doctors who work at abortion clinics have been murdered by pro-life activists, in what has to be one of the biggest ironies in existence. Clinics have also been bombed.

The 1990’s had a huge rash of clinic bombings. There is nothing “pro life” about the anti choice movement.

marchingduck:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

bebinn:

eviltessmacher:

pro-choice-or-no-voice:

bebinn:

Want to go to Planned Parenthood in D.C.? You’ll have to run the anti-choice gauntlet first.

This is what it looks like when clinics don’t have buffer zones.

They’re sidewalk harassers, sidewalk bullies, whatever else, but they are no where near counsellors. Counsellors are non-judgmental, non-biased, empathetic listeners, that is NOT what those people are. - Paige

If the clinic employees begin exercising their 2nd Amendment right to bear arms and carried AR-15’s or AK-47’s along with them, on public streets, that would present an interesting conundrum to the gun loving right wing, would it not? I bet it would stop all the harassment cold too.

There are some abortion providers that do carry guns at all times, wear bulletproof vests to work, hire bodyguards, wear masks into the clinic so protestors can’t identify them, go in the back door, change up their driving routes every day, check under their cars daily for bombs, etc. That’s how serious this is, and that’s why it’s dangerous to take the protestors at face value, even if they seem peaceful. You don’t know who they’re hiding in the crowd.

And doctors who work at abortion clinics have been murdered by pro-life activists, in what has to be one of the biggest ironies in existence. Clinics have also been bombed.

The 1990’s had a huge rash of clinic bombings.
There is nothing “pro life” about the anti choice movement.

moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

thatgurl1996:

zuicom:

If Disney Princess’ had Instagram

😂 AHAHAHA

#Blackmailedintothis